{"product_id":"teatotum-by-tom-alexander","title":"Teatotum - Who Will Make The Tea? By Tom Alexander","description":"\u003cp class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI’ll make it\u003c\/strong\u003e, where the thrower does the honours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou make it\u003c\/strong\u003e, where the other person has to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWe’ll make it\u003c\/strong\u003e, where the honours are split equally\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNo Tea, \u003c\/strong\u003ein which case nobody gets anything and ten minutes must pass before the matter is broached again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\"\u003e(The threat of \u003cstrong\u003eNo Tea\u003c\/strong\u003e may be enough to forgo use of the Teatotum entirely, as it is a situation that everybody wants to avoid.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\"\u003eThe piece is 3D printed plastic and fits into a standard matchbox. I wish the Teatotums themselves were printed at higher… resolution?… but I’d been through many iterations by this point that I had to accept what I was given.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Stanley Road Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54204179382618,"sku":"TA03","price":6.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0838\/5832\/5850\/files\/image00007_96621c09-072c-47e3-bcda-1017c58fd261.jpg?v=1779874924","url":"https:\/\/stanleyroadstore.com\/products\/teatotum-by-tom-alexander","provider":"The Stanley Road Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}